my name is Ella and I worship Nigel Thornberry, he is my beacon of hope.

what-would-jedi-do:

queercurls:

what-would-jedi-do:

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

OKAY BUT I SCROLLED PAST THIS AND THEN LIKE TWO MINUTES LATER GOT A TEXT FROM MICHAEL

is your skin clear

not yet but we’re optimistic regarding the future

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lets-go-lesbos:

I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.

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ven0moth:

ven0moth:

who’s the best at embracing their inner child?

pregnant women

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telapathetic:

sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

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richarcl:

if i like u and u call someone else hot i will probably fall apart

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pugmuncher:

freethehouseelves:

fiiniick:

thefoxxybenedict:

loonylunalovegood97:

Don’t know what’s funnier. Voldemort with a nose, Dumbledore reading his lines, or Bellatrix with a coffee, making fun of Voldy

or the fact that Voldemort is just calming having a conversation with a muggle

I’m in love with this gif

i’m in love with the reactions. 

-dies-

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

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damonssalvatoree:

taurielings:

dollare:

me during sports class

#maybe thats why it took you so long to get to mordor

BUT HE WAS BEING CHASED